December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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-harrystyles:
1-dsecrets:
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“Im not da player people think I am.”
– 10 year old filipino girl (via -hogwarts)
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jamesbloodypotter:
we aren’t the trollers people think we are
Reblog if you aren't the player people think you...
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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just wanted to let everyone know that im working on new years
at a banquet hall
watching people celebrate the commence of a new year while i serve them food and drinks because i have no plans of my own
yep
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cumfort:
if you have a british accent you can have my virginity too
chemicalsandskin:
london tipton’s really great
really great
really great
london tipton’s really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
(which is love)
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
mom: why are you smiling at the computer